Dig-Its

"CAAAAAAAAN YOOOOOOUU DIG IT?"

- A typical Dig-It's battle cry.

The Dig-Its are weird worms. They reside in apples, sport hard hats, and they are all indeed psychiatric terrorists. There are three members of this group. Their names are Twiba, Twimba and Twomba. They live in Dig-It Land, and are the founders and dictators of the Dig-It Empire where they often hide themselves away inside of their diabolic Dig-It Dungeon, where they plot their evil schemes.

The Dig-Its are also the dictators of several countries on several other planets. The Dig-Its are almost undefeatable (almost), as most of their kind have been reported to possess immortality, although it is known that a certain amount of Dig-Its have died over time, most notably in several wars.

Appearance
The Dig-Its are light yellow (sometimes green, and in one certain case purple) worms who inhabit juicy apples, for warmth, protection and of course digging it. The skin of their apple is hardened over years of building up a great defence and thus makes them taste like lemons. They normally have giant fish lips along with black dead eyes, and most of the time, most Dig-Its wear hard hats with headlights on them in different colours. Twiba, the leader of the Dig-Its, ostensibly suggests that they are a tall and towering species compared to averagely-sized creatures.

Personalities
The Dig-Its are mentally sick in the head and are a trio of immortal monsters. They succeed in spreading the world of how worms are supremacy, by conquering trees, inhabiting apples and being ubiquitous in many other notable pieces of nature. They get undoubtedly infuriated whenever others are in refusal of acknowledging the undisputed fact that they can dig it. Their intentions and dreams are to commit every single war crime physically possible, by means of excavation.

Diet
A typical Dig-It's diet varies throughout it's life. At birth, whenever or wherever that may be, the primal instincts of a Dig-It require it to eat mostly vegetables, such as nearby leaves that come from a tree. After all, they typically grow up in them. Eventually, they can eat parts of branches, strengthening their jaw and resistance to sharp and heavy objects. After this, there comes a time in a Dig-It's life where they fall out of the tree, and have to eat other animals as well to survive, proving them as Omnivores. Typically, they eat small prey like insects and sometimes even hedgehogs, but some of the more exquisite, upper class Dig-Its munch on Penguins.

Abilities
The Dig-Its chiefly possess the ability to dig it, just like their name implies. However, they possess several other abilities aside from this such as propagandizing how worms are the superior race to others, and giving surprises to others, either by giving gifts despite their lack of hands, or by showing up in the least expected, suspicious areas. They also possess the ability to eat Penguins despite how they can barely fit into a single Dig-It's tiny, insignificant mouth. Their apples often increase in size due to this habit.

Powers
The Dig-Its can make people obey for them just by singing their song, somehow. They are also reported to possess telekinesis, which is how they give surprises. The Dig-Its can also summon victims to wherever the Dig-Its want them to be by simply teleporting them to their planned destination. They can also manipulate their own size. They are also known to possess omnifabrication, which is definitely why they have a plethora of weapons, made from just soil, somehow. Speaking of which, they also possess soil consumption and can live off just soil and dirt from the caves and walls of their own habitat. The Dig-Its have very few weaknesses. They are very dangerous indeed!

Inventions
The Dig-Its are also quite well known for their inventions, which are used for, you guessed it, digging. Not just digging, but digging it. The Dig-Its were the inventors of shovels, hoes, trowels and even invented machinery tools used for soil excavation, such as excavators, bulldozers and trenchers. They also enslaved a bunch of human builders and construction workers to work for them in the process of all of this, and possibly may have tried to have enslaved Bob the Builder to work for them and for their schemes. It is theorized the Dig-Its may have been the inventors of the concept of construction and manufacturing. The Dig-Its may have also been the inventors of Small's car which he uses to commit vehicular manslaughter.

Riches
The Dig-Its are very wealthy and possess a plethora of rich materials, somehow all created out of dirt and soil that comes from walls of areas such as the Dig-It Dungeon. They use these materials to build their inventions and other weapons. They could build flying cars if they would ever bother to. The Dig-Its are also somehow able to build notable pieces of nature from their own materials, such as apples and trees which are used in many ways to promote their wormy race.

Musical Career
Starting in 2012 with the release of the hit song "Do They Dig It" which was the #1 Hit song for 928 consecutive years in Dig-It Land, the Dig-Its have released many songs in which they mainly indoctrinate the viewer into believing the cruel beliefs of the Dig-Its and that worms are supreme, such as Worm Surprises, Twiba's Calypso and Got New Friends To Meet. For these songs, their initial intentions were for their guiltless victims to suffer extensive amounts of mental derangements, concealed unknowingly as being 'provided with light entertainment', as Twiba, the leader often likes to refer to them as. Many have fallen for the Dig-Its' tricks due to how evidently believable the Dig-Its present these lies to the viewer.

All of the known Dig-Its and their cronies
Over a large period of time the Dig-Its have begun a cult that consists of a large amount of individuals, including those who are all Dig-Its. Every single one of these people has been brainwashed by the cruel beliefs that surround the Dig-Its, and they have now been forced to work for them. They toil forcefully for their every requirement, be it for building shovels or other weapons that may come in necessary for whatever they plan to do next. The following is a list of all the known Dig-Its, and the others who work or are related to the Dig-Its. These are all of the Dig-Its' victims that are known by the public, but there are definitely way more out there. More than you think. Thus, you better watch out. You better not cry, you better not pout, I'm telling you why. The Dig-Its are coming, tonight.
 * Twiba
 * Twimba
 * Twomba
 * Twtll
 * Twibca
 * Twumba
 * Twibo
 * Twnkwt
 * Twtwrbbs
 * Twamba
 * Twemba
 * Twwisotv
 * Big
 * Small
 * Bob the Builder (almost)
 * Yeti
 * Some aliens
 * Ground Monsters (minions)

Criminal Records

 * The Dig-Its are wanted for an abundant amount of destructive war crimes in Yugoslavia.
 * The Dig-Its have been responsible for working together to steal items from many museums, such as ancient shovels and treasure chests, using them as Dig-It supplies. They got away with this scot-free.
 * The Dig-Its are also wanted for numerous instances of tax evasion, but still have yet to be captured.
 * They are also wanted for several instances of piracy.

Namesake
The species of the Dig-Its are named after their #1 aptitude, that is, digging. But not just digging, remember, digging it, an action performed by breaking through dirt, soil or whatever the ground is built of, but typically dirt or soil. A typical Dig-It may define its personality solely based on this aptitude due to its mental illness, which is how the term became popular amongst those who are Dig-Its. The term "(weird) worm" to describe the race of the Dig-Its is rarely used, but is not archaic nor is it obsolete. Not yet, it isn't, though.

Wars

 * In 2009, the Dig-Its had once went to war with the Roblox Elmoes, only lasting a day, due to how the Dig-Its were at a disadvantage due to Emperor Elmo being able to duplicate Elmoes, meaning their army was severely outnumbered. Despite 3 weeks of preparations, the Dig-Its lost after the first day of battling. Around 12500 Roblox Elmoes had successfully invaded Dig-It Land and killed around 600 Dig-Its, specifically those that were subject to death.

Trivia

 * Dig-Its were prominent in Egyptian history as evident by some ancient, obscure Hieroglyphics.
 * They possess an undercover base in the deepest depths of Dig-It Land where only the Dig-Itiest of Dig-Its can be found, in which she uses to spy on other areas of the world and collect information about them.
 * Several Dig-Its, mainly Twiba, the leader of them all have worked as teachers in Squidward Community College, who teach the abstruse subject of Dig-It Anatomy.
 * They have been known to move in a graceful, hypnotic fashion. Twiba often believes this, and likes to rub it in the faces of others to prove their wormy supremacy.
 * It would take a whopping 9,999,999,999,999,999 eggs to store in one Dig-It's bumhole. If you dare try and shove inside any more, chances are the Dig-It's apple would explode.
 * They have been known to eat their own apple sometimes.
 * Very rarely are the Dig-Its ever seen doing very questionable stuff, but are known to do so.
 * Seismo once tried to join the Dig-Its, but Twiba, the group's leader rejected him, due to how he cannot be considered a Dig-It by any means aside from his liking for excavation, and how he prefers to use incorrect Dig-It terminology.
 * The Dig-Its star as the focal point of the poorly-created game on Scratch known as Beat Up the Dig-Its!, where the participant, just like the title suggests, beats up the Dig-Its. They do so in many odd, nonsensical ways.
 * The Dig-Its themselves were not passionate about this specific game, and dissipated an exertion-filled indiction just to identify and locate the game's originator. In the end, they were never identified, much to their disappointment.
 * They possess a YouTube account which hardly anybody knows about, where they upload their nasty songs.
 * It is theorized by many that the Dig-Its wrote every song that shows implications of propaganda ever made.
 * It is theorized by many that the Dig-Its wrote every song that shows implications of propaganda ever made.